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Dave Says
Insurance and Savings
By Dave Ramsey
Dear Dave,
Dear Dave,
I just realized our insurance has
a health savings account (HSA)
option. We’ve considered dropping
this insurance soon and going to a
cheaper Christian medical sharing
program. We’ve got about $19,000 in
debt between credit cards and a car
payment, and we’re on Baby Step
2 of your plan. Our thought was to
fund the HSA for a period of time as
a means of saving, cancel that policy,
then go over to a medical sharing
program we found that costs $600
a month less. After that, we would
start paying down debt again. What
do you think?
Amy
Dear Amy,
There are two components to an
HSA, the insurance component and
the savings component. You don’t
have to participate in the savings
component.
The insurance
component is
simply a large
deductible,
100 percent
coverage after
the deductible,
cheaper-premium
Dave
health insurance
plan. If I were in
Baby Step 2, I
would not do the
savings component. I would only do
the insurance component, or I’d do
the medical sharing program.
I’m not sure why you’d need to
jump back and forth it you’re going
to permanently move to a medical
sharing program. I get the idea
of saving money, but what you’re
talking about isn’t something I’d
recommend for someone who’s
in debt. I wouldn’t fund a savings
account of several thousand dollars
only for medical when you’re not
even on Baby Step 3, which is saving
Ramsey
an emergency fund of three to six
months of expenses. That money
needs to be used to pay off debt
first.
It’s not the end of the world if you
don’t fund the HSA portion of your
current insurance plan. If you went
with a medical sharing program,
and just saved up a large emergency
fund, the only thing you’d really
lose out on is the tax deduction
associated with an HSA.
Good question!
—Dave
Miguel wasn’t the fastest kid in his class, but he
could run. Fast enough for third-grade softball, you
know. And fast enough to get a kite up in the air. It was
recess and several other kids were flying kites today.
Just enough breeze to keep one up.
So Miguel went to the downwind end of the big
playground and took off. He fed the string out quickly,
and by the time he’d reached the monkey bars at the
other end of the field, he discovered he’d been successful. The kite stayed up and swung with the breeze,
and the tug on the string told him he had once again
mastered flight.
He fed out even more string until his kite was over
the street, then even more until it flew over the houses
across the street. Finally, he was down to the stick itself. It was all there, in his hands. Flight.
I’ll bet if I had enough string I could sail this to the
moon.
He grinned and looked around at the other happy
pilots, and then he saw Joey sitting over to one side in
his wheelchair, and Joey was smiling, too.
What fun, being a pilot … pretending this was your
own jet fighter, waiting in the sky to do your bidding.
Carefully, Miguel moved his command post over to
Joey’s wheelchair and handed him the controls. The
magic of flight is too special not to be shared.
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of Ramsey Solutions. He has authored
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Vehicular Breakin
By Daris Howard
It had been a long day
of work, and it was late and
dark on a winter evening,
when I left my office. When
I got to my little pickup, I
found it covered with snow
and ice. I unlocked it and
started it so it would warm
up while I scraped the
windows. I chipped away
the snow and ice, then
stepped back to the pickup
door, only to find it locked.
I realized that I was in
a real predicament. My
pickup was running, I had
locked my keys, including
my office keys inside, and
my colleagues were all
gone, so I couldn’t ask
them for help. And this
was before the days of cell
phones, so I didn’t have
anything with which to call
home.
I thought about walking
around campus to try
to find some place from
which I could call my wife,
but I knew there weren’t
any public phones, and
there was not likely anyone
still at work. I also realized
that if I did call my wife,
she would have to come
out on this dark, cold night
and travel the twenty miles
to come to my rescue.
As I pondered my
options, I saw the small
back window into the cab
and remembered that I
had opened it the previous
night. I check and happily
found that it was still
unlocked. I climbed into
the back of the pickup and
pushed the window open.
It was less than a foot on
each side, wider than it
was high, but I thought
I could reach through it
and pull the keys from the
ignition. I stuck my arm
through, but the pickup
was an extended cab, and
my hand was nowhere
near the keys. I pushed
my head through with my
arm, and still my reach was
more than a foot from the
keys. To have any chance
of reaching them, I had to
get through to at least my
waist.
I took off my coat and
set it on the side of the
truck, shivering in the
below zero temperature.
I then stuck both arms
through the window,
which left little room for
my head. By laying my
head flat between my
arms, I was barely able
to get it through into the
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Eventually, they used
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the outside, they helped
me get free. But then
came the questions. They
had received a report of
someone trying to steal a
pickup. What was I doing
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I told my story, and
the fact it was locked and
running was evidence
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registration and show
them my I.D.
Just before they left,
one officer said, “You
should realize you’re
too. . .” He paused, then
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“Go ahead and say, it,” I
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He struggled to keep a
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that.”
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laughed as they headed to
their patrol car.
He didn’t have to say it.
I already knew.
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