shop online at www.missourivalleyshopper.com November 26, 2019 • Page 7 Looking for the best deal in town? Check the AUCTIONS CLASSIFIEDS! MV Shopper 319 Walnut St. Yankton, SD 57078 MV Shopper M I S S O U R I VA L L E Y M I S S O U R I VA L L E Y 605-665-5884 Cook The Book Group Schedules Dec. 3 Meeting At Library Dewey Decker showed his new business cards to the other guys at the Mule Barn Truck Stop’s philosophy counter, and each member of the world dilemma think tank got to keep one. Steve, our owlish-appearing cowboy, scratched his head as he studied the card. “Okay, Dewey, I’ll bite … what’s a verm-a- ….? “Vermiculturist, Steve,” Dewey said, proudly. “It means I raise worms.” Dewey, the beloved accident-prone member of the think tank, began his new career with just a shovel and his pickup, spreading manure in people’s yards. Now, thanks in great part to the genius of his girlfriend, Emily, (she of the magnificent cheekbones) he was earning a decent living. Back when they fell (literally … he tripped) in love, she took this crashand-burn disaster and molded him into a multidimensional businessman, while still keeping him away from sharp objects or things that crush. Dewey has branched out now into compost, worms (excuse me … vermiculture) and fertilizer tea. The tea goes on the lawn, not in the tea cups. “Dewey,” said Doc, “this vermiculture stuff now … how much work is it, really?” “That’s the good part about it, Doc. You see, I don’t have to do anything at all, really, except keep them in … product, you know. They reproduce without any outside help, and turn manure into the best compost in the world. Then you can sell them to other people to work their compost piles, or to fishermen.” “Well, Dewey,” said Herb, “it looks to me like simply being a vermiculturist doesn’t really cover the subject. Wouldn’t those red wigglers also make you a compostocologist?” “Hadn’t really thought about …” Dewey said. “And when it comes to selling them to fishermen,” Doc said, “wouldn’t you be an ichthymasticatiousdietician?” “I … I …” “Yes, Dewey?” “I refuse to be anything I can’t spell.” Do you love browsing through cookbooks or trying new recipes and cooking techniques? This fall consider joining our most popular book club - Cook the Book! Once a month, our tastiest adult program will introduce fellow foodies to new tastes, cooking techniques, and great books about cooking. This unique book group brings together patrons who love to cook for a shared meal and conversation about food and cooking. To participate, choose a recipe to prepare and share for the first meeting. Each month there is a different theme, so check with library staff to see what the group will be discussing, and what kind of recipe to bring! It will only be necessary to make one regular-sized recipe - no need to double! Subsequent meetings will be themed according to the group’s choices. The final meeting of this year will take place at noon on Tuesday, Dec. 3. Motorola Two-Way Radios New & Used For Sale • All Brands Serviced Netcom Inc. E. Hwy. 20, O’Neil, NE 402-336-3848 CONSIGNMENT EVENT Our Annual Year-End Consignment Auction Event will be held at the Wieman Auction Facility located at 44628 SD Highway 44, Marion, SD or from Marion, SD, 1-mile South and ½ mile West on Highway 44 on: WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11TH, 9 A.M. CST Lunch by the Presbyterian Church Ladies This Auction will offer over 700 lots in total. A Large Assortment of Tractors (3 – 4x4’s, 20+ MFD’s, 20+ 2 WD, 20+ collector tractors), 20+ Combines, Large Assortment of Corn Heads, Bean Heads, Dummy Heads, Head Transports, Grain Carts, Gravity Boxes, Augers, Planters, Tillage, Haying & Forage Equipment, Skid Loader Attachments, Trucks, Trailers, Fencing and more! FOR FULL AUCTION AD, VISIT OUR WEBSITE: WWW.WIEMANAUCTION.COM Auctioneers Note: This is another large and interesting auction of consignments by Area Farmers & Dealers. Online bidding will be available at Proxibid.com with a 2.5% buyer’s premium and a $750 maximum per item. Older equipment starts promptly at 9 AM sharp with 2-3 auction rings all day. A 3rd auction ring will sell trucks-trailers-vehiclesaugers @ 11 AM. For more details/pictures, please call our office or visit us online at WiemanAuction.com. South Dakota sales tax will be charged. This ad is subject to additions and deletions. All consignments must have been approved by the Wiemans - sorry we are full! We have excellent loading and unloading equipment. Financing and trucking are available. We are in our 71st year of selling. We offer honest and fair treatment to all because we appreciate your business! Bring a friend and come prepared to buy! If you are driving a good distance – please call to make sure the item is here. Welcome to the “Machinery Mall of South Dakota!” Our next auction is March 4th, 2020. Wieman Land & AuctionMARION, SD 57043(since 1949) Co. Inc. 44628 SD HIGHWAY 44, AUCTION OFFICE: 800-251-3111 or 605-648-3111 MACHINERY OFFICE: 888-296-3536 or 605-648-3536 Website: WiemanAuction.com EVENINGS: Mike Wieman 605-351-0905 • Ryan Wieman 605-366-3369 Kevin Wieman 605-660-1587 • Rich Wieman 605-660-0341 Derek Wieman 605-660-2135 Reuse. Repurpose. Really Save! Take a fresh look at the Classifieds, the original way to shop green! fcsamerica.com THERE’S A REASON REAL ESTATE BUYERS LAND WITH US. When you ?nance farmland with us, you aren’t just another customer – you are a customer-owner. So along with our attractive rates and exceptional terms, you get a voice in how we work and a share of what we earn in the form of cash-back dividends. Call us to learn more. YANKTON OFFICE: 605-665-9675 OR 800-658-3631 Real Estate and Personal Property Sunday, December 8th • 11:00 AM Auction Site: 208 E. 31st, Yankton Building to sell at 11:00 AM with personal property to follow 5000 sq.ft. Commercial building on 1.94 acres built in 1979. Located next to airport and Menards. Metal Building with office, 2 bathrooms, cement floors and overhead door. Legal: Lot 2 Gamco’s addition to Yankton County Yankton, SD. Owner: Dagman Hoxsie ANNUAL YEAR-END Email: Info@WiemanAuction.com Auction For showing on real estate contact Hazen Bye #11665 at Dakota Realty, Vermillion at 605-670-0422 1997 Dodge Ram 2500 diesel pickup (silver) 2 wheel drive with topper and 5th wheel hitch, 98,000 miles, great shape; 1982 Chevy pickup, 2 wheel drive (diesel); 1995 Chevy van, tan, needs work; 1988 5th wheel camper - Prower Lynx by Fleetwood; utility trailer. Medal bender (Famco), propane tanks, Model A South Bend precision lathe, tools, bench grinder, hand sanders, floor jack, portable air compressor, push mower, power washer, patio set, steel cars on wheels, 18 h.p. Kabota riding mower (T 1880), Coleman power mate (54 series), 2 ton engine hoist, Ariens snow blower, pull behind tiler, extension latter, metal shelves, tackle box & fishing poles, commercial work desk (10), pickup tool box, washing machine (estate), battery charger, 5’ 3pt Bush hog shower, creeper, walnut wood pieces, wood burning stove, hand tools, Toro 5-140 snow blower, wood crates, Homelight weed eater, B/P electric edger, Dayton wire peed welder Model 32913A, Cultivator (Huskee), commercial compressor, sockets sets, drill press, mig welder Model 90070-71, band saw, medal bender, chop saws, Craftsman table saws, 14” bench band saw/stand, 3pt 2 bottom plow, 12” portable planner, refrigerator, deep freeze, riding mower, Stihl chain saw, 1850 Coleman portable generator, wood latter, propane heaters, Ham radio collection, guitar in case (like new), log chains, oak office air, Evinrude boat motor, electrical cords, 3pt 7’ Ford blade. Terms: 10% non-refundable earnest money deposit the day of auction, with balance due on closing -/+ days. Title insurance and closing cost will be split 50/50 between buyer and seller. Taxes will be prorated to the day of closing. Meridian Title Company of Yankton County will be the closing agent. Auctioneers are acting as agents for the seller. Statements made day of sale take precedence over printed matter. Auction Notes: Former business and ham radio operating equipment. Terms cash, good check, or card (4% processing fee on cards). Not responsible for accidents/theft. For pictures and more go to dakotarealty.com. Madsen Auction Service Gary Madsen • 605-638-0643 Auctioneer Jim Brady & Hazen Bye #11665 Sale day announcements take precedence. TO BE SOLD AT AUCTION Auction will be held Dec. 5, 2019, at 5 p.m. at the location of the property: 53913 891 Rd., Bloomfield, NE Enjoy this quiet country home on 8.46 acres located just north of Lindy, Nebraska, (only one mile off paved Hwy. 12) near the Devil's Nest area and Lewis & Clark Lake. This is an updated older two-story farm house with 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, an office, and a full basement. Exterior features include a detached garage, wood shed, chicken coop, fenced garden with raised beds, fruit trees, horse pasture, and mature shelterbelts. The home has received many recent major updates. The home boasts many antique features as well, including oak flooring, original wood trim/moldings, a claw foot bathtub, and a pot-belly stove. Call for more details and to set up an appointment to view this property! Dan Rohrer, Broker, 402-841-1360 In Print and Online! Call 665-5884 View photos and full listing at www.HomesteadLandCompany.com