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Dave Says
It Doesn’t Have to be a Deal Breaker
Dear Dave,
One of my relatives just graduated
from college with $20,000 in student
loan debt. Her boyfriend graduated,
too, and he has over $100,000 in student loan debt. They want to get married, so she’s looking for a job. He
wants to go to graduate school, and
take out more loans to remain a fulltime student. The idea of even more
debt hanging over their heads really
bothers her. Do you have any advice?
Denise
Dear Denise,
You don’t throw away a great, potentially
lifelong, relationship just because of debt.
Things like laziness, dishonesty, and irresponsible behavior are deal breakers,
though. Those are flaws that usually don’t go away.
I’m glad she’s looking for a job, but her boyfriend needs to be
working, too. There’s no excuse for either of them being full-time
students with more than $120,000 in combined student loan debt
hanging over their heads. Lots of people hold down real jobs,
save money, and further their educations on a part-time basis.
If she were my niece, I would encourage her to have an open and
honest discussion with her boyfriend about their future, and how
he plans on paying for graduate school. She also needs to be very
real about her feelings in this situation. If, after that, he still wants
to just borrow more money and not work outside of school, then
she might have a difficult decision ahead.
However, if he realizes how damaging additional debt could be
to their relationship, and he’s willing to work while continuing
his education, I think their future together looks much brighter.
— Dave
Dave
RAMSEY
You Skipped One!
Dear Dave,
My husband and I heard about your plan, but we’re not sure
what to do next. We have between $400,000 and $500,000 in a
401(k) for retirement, but we don’t have any other savings. We’re
both in our forties, and the only debt we have is our house, so
what should we do about Baby Steps 4 and 6?
Mary
Dear Mary,
Overall, you two have done a great job with your money. Let’s
go over the Baby Steps you mentioned. Baby Step 4 is putting
15 percent of your income into Roth IRAs and pre-tax retirement
plans. Baby Step 6 is paying off your home early.
The thing that worries me is you’ve completely skipped Baby
Step 3, which is having three to six months of expenses in an
emergency fund. This is money set aside strictly for emergencies.
The problem right now is if you have a real emergency, you may
have to cash out your 401(k). If you do that, you’re going to be
penalized 10 percent, plus your tax rate. That’s a real kick in the
teeth just because you didn’t do things in the right order.
My advice is to temporarily stop your 401(k) contributions until
you get a fully funded emergency fund in place. By temporarily,
I mean six to eight months at most. That way, you’ll be covered
when life happens without having make a big dent in your retirement savings!
— Dave
* Dave Ramsey is America’s trusted voice on money and business, and CEO of Ramsey Solutions. He has authored seven bestselling books, including The Total Money Makeover. The Dave
Ramsey Show is heard by more than 12 million listeners each
week on 575 radio stations and multiple digital platforms. Follow Dave on Twitter at @DaveRamsey and on the web at daveramsey.com.
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That’s part of what was going on in his mind this late winter’s
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The next valley over would experience phenomenal growth and
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What Students Learned In Math Class
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