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Dave Says
Income Is The
Problem
To look at Herb Collins, you
wouldn’t think he was like that.
A nicer, kinder guy you never
met. But for one evening each
year … one little slice of time
… he’s downright diabolical.
Every small town has one,
of course. There is always that
one person who takes
Halloween to its extremes of
horror and fantasy. We have
Herb.
Everyone knows about his
penchant for decoration. Ever
since he retired, his yard and
house has celebrated every
holiday from Christmas to
Grover Cleveland’s wedding
anniversary with great festoonation and an increase in
the electrical bill from all the
lights.
But on Halloween, Herb
goes plumb nuts. It’s a good
thing heart trouble is rare for
the age group who go trick or
treating, because Herb’s yard
is a veritable booby trap of
pouncing ghosts, swooping
bats that swing out of the
trees, loud sound effects as
witches pop straight out of the
lawn in front of children and
cackle, and porch-side demons
that shriek and leap just as the
kid reaches what he considers
the safety of Herb’s front
porch.
It’s a running of the gauntlet
that only the bravest of the
brave attempt. Herb says he
hasn’t had a four-year-old
make it to the front door yet.
But for the older kids, this is
an annual challenge, and one
by one they leave the safety of
the sidewalk to do a brokenfield run, often with screaming,
until they hit the safety of the
doorbell. Once that doorbell
rings, they know, it’s all over
but the candy.
Ah, the candy! As if to make
up for all the screaming and
terror, Herb gives out dollar
candy bars. Some kids have
been known to carry them
around for several days to
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“It gives the little guys
something to shoot for,” Herb
says, laughing. “And the big
guys get a different dose of
demons every year so they
aren’t sure what to expect.”
And Herb?
“I just have a lot of fun.”
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Dear Dave,
We had our
first child a few
months ago, and
some of the bills
have gone to collections. We’ve
paid what we
could, but we
each make only
about $15,000 a
year. Now, we’re
getting calls and
Dave
letters from collectors wanting
our checking
account information and electronic access. When we won’t
give it to them, they accuse
us of not following the terms
and conditions of the agreements. They say we’ll be
penalized if we don’t comply.
What should we do?
—
Stephanie
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Just push the pause button on paying off debt for
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life decides to throw something unexpected at you.
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