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Can’t stay in here a minute longer, knowing they’re in that room having lunch.” Dud and Bert got up, too. The three paid and went out the front door into the spring sunshine. “Reminds me,” said Bert, “of the time the preacher went into the bar and ordered a glass of whiskey and a glass of water…” “Which preacher?” “Hush … so everybody in this bar was watching, see, ‘cuz the preacher was known to hate booze. He looked at the patrons and said, ‘I want to show you guys what happens with alcohol!’ And he pulls an earthworm out of his pocket. “’Look what happens when I immerse this little   Show Mom how much she’s loved by letting us do all the work! Over 40 years & growing strong! We’ll do the cooking for you! Interested in this spot? 605-665-5884 OVER 200 SALES! A list of addresses & items is available online at... “What do I care if they didn’t choose me,” Herb said. “Bunch of nonsense anyway. 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Gemma Skillman- brown leather sofa, book cases, kitchen utensils, DVD player, china, sewing machine, antique rocker, lamps, pictures, glassware, luggage, antique mirror, TV stand, trunk, linens, sitting chairs, large rugs, corner table, record player w/speakers, antique piano stool, Cushman desk, corner cabinet, wooden wall clock, marble standing lamp, antique day bed, round table w/leaves, decorative wall hanging art, XL dog crate, old CD’s, electric heater, humidi?ers, 4 drawer ?ling cabinet, sleigh bed, single bed, antique Glinder swing, shelving units, antique blonde doll house. Guest- Hull Pottery Bow Knot Vase B-10-10 1/2, Hull Pottery Bow Knot 7 1/2” Cornucopia B-5, Chain Picture - Winchester Advertising, Jar/Marbles, Clock, 1950 Hawarden/Vermillion Football Sign, Small Quarter Sawn Oak Globe Cabinet, Volin Baseball Uniform-Security State Bank adv., Volin Baseball Uniform-Thorson’s Market adv., 1927 calendar/adv-Thorvald Oden, Green?eld, SD. Guest- sitting chairs, end tables, hutch, pictures, lamps, kitchen table w/chairs, pots, pans, 3-single maple beds(Ethan Allen), 2-rocking chairs, dressers, bedding, kerosene lamps, painted china, jewelry, antique dolls, glassware, blue Christmas plates, antique books, Kenmore washer & dryer, large rugs, Royal Copenhagen, Kenmore refrigerator, shovels, ladders, old sled, 100# propane tank, garden cart, garbage cans, Schwinn bicycle, nimble bicycle, lg assortment of Black Hills jewelry. Guest- blue sapphire(40pcs), Hull(2pcs), autumn dishes, carnival glass, crystal, McCoy pitcher, pink depression glass, Fenton pieces, bowls, ?gurines, decorative bowls, dishes, quilts, pictures, rug, crocks. GUNS- Colt Revolver cal. 38-40, Colt lightning 38 Long, H&R Rev. Cal .44 octagon barrel, Win. Model .94 Cal 38-55, Win. Model. 1906 .22, Stevens Single-shot 25 cal. Rim?re, brick of .22 shells, bayonets, live trap, traps, tackle box, steel ?shing rods, pet carrier. 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