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November 26, 2013 • Page 2
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Dave Says
Tips For Surviving
Christmas Fiscally
BY DAVE RAMSEY
1. It’s not an
emergency.
Christmas is not
an emergency, it
happens every
year. Don’t use
this as an excuse
to overspend and
buy things you
can’t afford.
2. Make a
Holiday Budget.
Make a list of
everyone you are
Dave
RAMSEY
buying a gift for,
and put a dollar
amount by every
name. Total it at
the bottom. This is
your Christmas
budget. You can
also check out
www.mychristmasbudget.com, a free
online budgeting
tool to help you
easily keep the holidays from wrecking your finances.
3. Pay cash. Put
the total from your budget in
an envelope, and when the
cash is gone stop spending.
This will help keep you on
budget because if you overspend on Aunt Sue, Uncle
Harry won’t get a gift!
4. Avoid debt. If you’re
running a little short on
cash, talk to your family
about spending expectations. Draw names, set price
limits or get creative.
Whatever you do, don’t go
into debt. It’s not worth it!
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began innocently enough,
with Steve and Doc arguing
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while Mavis returned with
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while we tried not to stare at
her. Then she was gone,
and Doc began again. Finally,
when we had been pretty
well checked out on the
mysterious workings of the
gentle gender, Doc said,
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Dud, right?” Bert asked.
“That’s why Saturday’s plans
are shot.”
“Female trouble?” Doc
said, looking at his old
friend.
Dud nodded. “Anita won’t
let me go fishing this weekend.”
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