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Dave Says
You Always Need An Emergency Fund
Dear Dave,
I’ll be retiring in the next couple of years. When I leave
my job, we will have a yearly
income of $65,000 through my
pension. I don’t think we need an
emergency fund with such a dependable, steady income stream
like that, but my wife disagrees.
She says she would feel safer if
we had money set aside just for
the unexpected. What do you
think we should do?
Gary
Dear Gary,
A good pension can feel pretty
solid, but nothing’s perfect. Nothing lasts forever. There’s always
the possibility of lost income or
large, unexpected expenses. What if one of you has a
major medical event? Life can bite you at any time, and
sometimes it will take a big financial chunk out of you.
You need an emergency fund!
I recommend an emergency fund of three to six
months of expenses. Put it in a good money market
account with check writing privileges and a decent
interest rate. That way, your money will work for you a
little bit. With a solid pension like you’re talking about,
you could probably lean toward the three-month side, if
you wanted. Honestly though, I’d save up six months of
expenses—just in case.
Trust me, a fully funded emergency fund will make you
both feel better. Plus, it can turn a disaster into nothing
more than an inconvenience!
—Dave
Dave
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Daris Howard
Above And Beyond
Dear Dave,
The school system I work for puts 12 percent of my
pay into a public teacher retirement fund, and they
match this amount. I’ve seen where you tell people to put
15 percent of their income toward retirement. If that’s the
case, should I put three percent into another retirement
fund? I have no debt and very little in terms of expenses.
Or, what would you think about the idea of opening
another retirement account at a full 15 percent of what I
make?
Patti
Dear Patti,
I wouldn’t go as far as to pour an additional 15 percent
into a different retirement plan, but I would consider
putting maybe eight to 10 percent into a Roth IRA. I want
you to have some money that’s separate from the school
system account, just in case things go south with their
retirement fund.
It sounds like you’ve got a pretty good pension plan,
but you never know what might happen. I’m not predicting bad things, but at the same time there’s no way
I’d lean on the school system fund as my one and only
source of retirement income. You should never put all
your financial eggs in one basket!
—Dave
* Dave Ramsey is America’s trusted voice on money and
business, and CEO of Ramsey Solutions. He has authored
seven best-selling books, including The Total Money Makeover. The Dave Ramsey Show is heard by more than 12 million
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the web at daveramsey.com.
It happened in the checkout lane down at the Soup
‘R’ Market last week. We discussed it thoroughly, of
course, and no one knows yet what to make of it.
As sometimes happens, when we are glancing at
the tabloids to see who fathered Bigfoot’s new baby,
we get into discussions of trivia. Annette was sliding
broccoli and corn flakes over the glass-window dinger
machine, and we were just chatting about … I think it
was bears this time. You know…
“I read,” said Annette, “that a bear can run 45 miles
an hour, faster than a race horse.”
To which I added, “Did you know a polar bear’s skin
is black, and a black bear’s skin is white?”
“Really?” Annette said, weighing the plastic bag
of apples. “And did you know,” she said, “that horses
can’t vomit?”
Horses just hadn’t heard me sing yet, that’s all.
So it was then that the next guy in line, a young fellow dressed in camouflage, smiled and joined in.
“You know the song, ‘The Duke of Earl’?” he asked.
Well, of course we did. We used to slide around the
dance floor to that when Elvis was still a pup. Wasn’t
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as good for snuggling as a Johnny Mathis tune, but
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what is? Half the marriages in this town began while
dancing to “The Twelfth of Never.”
“Well, here’s something to think about,” our young
Thursday, May 16, 2019
friend said. “If you are driving down the highway, and
you tap your foot on the accelerator each time the car
7:00 pm
goes by one of those broken yellow lines, and if you do
at the Fire Station
it in time to ‘The Duke of Earl,’ you’re doing exactly 55
miles an hour.”
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“Nope. I’m a trucker, and I can tell you it’s a fact.
Heard it on the radio and
gave it a try. Fifty-five
miles an hour.”
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My daughter was in her mid-teens—those years when
young people think that their parents don’t know too
much. She chafed at the requirements of home, having to
do chores, having a set time for bed, and eating what everyone else in the family ate instead of getting to choose
for herself. She also felt that with all of her siblings, there
were just too many people with too many personalities to
deal with. She often told us she couldn’t wait to get away
from home.
“Maybe I could find another place to live for the summer,” she said.
“Like where?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” she replied. “Maybe I could go stay
with Grandma. Maybe I could help her with her garden. It
would give me a chance to get away from home.”
The grandma she was talking about was my mother,
and I was wondering if my daughter really knew what she
would be getting herself into. My mother is a no-nonsense
woman. As I thought about it, I wondered if that might be
just what my daughter needed. I decided to talk to my
brother. When I told him about what my daughter wanted,
he laughed.
“One of my daughters got sick of everything at home
and pushed us to let her go stay with her grandma, too,”
he said. “We finally let her.”
“How did it go?” I asked.
“You know Mom,” he said. “Life is about work and getting things done. Just because someone is staying with
her doesn’t mean she has time to sit around and visit. It
just means she has more help to get the things done that
she needs to get done.”
My brother said that for a day or two, his daughter
didn’t say too much about it. But it wasn’t long before she
let him know that she wanted to come home.
He told me his daughter said, “Grandma just keeps me
working all of the time. Coming home will be like going on
a vacation.”
“How long did she end up staying there?” I asked.
“She made it almost four days,” my brother said. “But
on the day she called to come home, she said she had
been assigned to pick the thorny gooseberries and that
was the last straw.”
I laughed. I love gooseberry pie, but picking the thorny
things is one of the greatest trials of life. After visiting with
my brother, my wife and I decided to let our daughter go
stay with her grandmother. It was early spring, so there
were not any berries to pick. But I knew my mother would
find something to keep my daughter busy.
After almost a week had gone by, my daughter called
and said she was ready to come home. When I picked her
up, I asked her how it went.
“Oh, it was okay,” she said.
“Just okay?” I asked. “What did you do?”
“The easier question is what didn’t I do?” she replied. “I
cleaned out raspberries until my arms were all scratched
up. I weeded, dug grass out of the garden, mowed the
lawn, and trimmed the trees. And to top it off, today I had
to clean dead branches out of the gooseberries. I think
their thorns are about an inch long!”
I smiled. Those were some of the things I did when I
was young. I appreciated my mother teaching my daughter to work. The next time I visited with my mother, I
menShe just shrugged. “I don’t expect anything from your
children that I don’t expect from anyone else. I don’t run
a hotel, you know. If someone comes to visit, they are only
guests for three days, and then they’re family and have to
pitch in. But in the case of your children, they are already
family and should pitch in from the beginning.”
My mother has now sold her farm, so my children
won’t be going there anymore, but on this Mothers’ Day,
I am grateful for a mother who helped teach my children
how to work just as she and my father taught me.
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