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January 30, 2018 • Page 2
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Dave Says
Boss Says Get a Credit Card
Dear Dave,
I recently got a new job that requires
monthly expenses of almost $5,000
that are reimbursed. I can’t swing
that kind of money right now, and
my company told me to get a credit
card to cover things. I’m trying to get
out of debt, and I don’t like this idea.
What should I do?
John
Dear John,
Your company should be fronting
the money for these expenses. When
you talk about the cost of doing busiDave
ness, it’s the responsibility of the company
— not the employee — to pay expenses.
If I send someone on the road to make
money for my company, I pay the bills. It
doesn’t matter if you’re talking about hotel rooms, airfare, or rental cars, those are my expenses. If it’s someone who travels a lot,
we give them a company debit card. If it’s just an occasional thing,
we’ll give them money out of petty cash. But a company shouldn’t
treat its employees this way. That’s just plain wrong.
It’s a mystery to me how some segments of Corporate America
have sold their employees on the idea of being the company bank.
Ultimately, the decision is yours. If you don’t mind covering your
company’s expenses and getting reimbursed, but you don’t want
to go into debt, you’ll have to save and build up a $5,000 business
expense fund in a separate checking account. This should be used
only for business expenses, and what’s spent should be replenished immediately when they reimburse you.
You’re in an unusual spot, John. Personally, I think this is an unprofessional way to run a business. But if you like your job, and
want to stay without taking on any more debt, the good news is
you’ll only have to fill up your expense account one time.
Good luck!
— Dave
RAMSEY
MV Shopper
CLASSIFIEDS
Well Meaning, But Misguided
Dear Dave,
My sister has bad credit due to a lot of late payments. She has
finally started to change her ways and get control of her finances,
because she and her fiancé want to make an offer on a house. The
bank won’t approve it if she is on the loan, and his income alone
isn’t enough to get the amount they need. His parents are well-off,
and they have offered to co-sign on the loan. Is this a bad idea?
Rhonda
Dear Rhonda,
It’s a really bad idea. Those two have no business thinking about
a house right now, and his parents are about to make things even
worse with their loving, misguided help.
If you need a co-signer, you’re nowhere near ready to buy a home.
They need to slow down. I mean, they’re just engaged. They don’t
even need a house at this point. They should get married, live in a
cheap apartment for a while, and work on paying off their debts.
After that, they need to save up an emergency fund of three to six
months of expenses, then start setting cash aside for a huge down
payment on their first, modest home.
These two have a bad case of house fever. And mom and dad
need to step back, look at things objectively, and realize they
would not be blessing these kids by helping get them into a home
they obviously can’t afford!
— Dave
* Dave Ramsey is America’s trusted voice on money and business, and CEO of Ramsey Solutions. He has authored seven bestselling books, including The Total Money Makeover. The Dave
Ramsey Show is heard by more than 12 million listeners each
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Don’s wife called out to him. “Don, the phone’s for you.”
Don picked up the receiver and said hello.
“Don,” the man’s voice on the line said, “this is Charles.
You delivered a load of hay to me today.”
“Yes,” Don replied. “Is there a problem?”
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“What did you do?” Don asked.
“There wasn’t much I could do. It’s a long way out to his
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Charles hung up angrily. But a few days later he called
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