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April 1, 2014 • Page 2
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Dave Says
Keep The
Lifestyle Simple
Herb walked into
O’Dontal Dental the other
day, holding his hand
against a swollen face. He
hadn’t even made an
appointment to see Perry
first, and it became obvious
why he hadn’t.
“Good morning, Herb,”
said Andrea, the receptionist. “What can we do for you
today?”
“Mmfft Crullit!”
“Certainly. Have a seat
and I’ll let Perry know you’re
here.”
In less than a minute, Dr.
O’Dontal had Herb seated,
numbed, and ready for work.
Herb’s labored breathing
had returned to normal,
even if his speech patterns
hadn’t.
“At what o’ the clock did
the infliction attack, good
sirrah?”
“Lfft’ent mmst,” said Herb.
“You should’ve used the
phone to let me know, Herb.
Oh, that’s right. What was I
thinking? Well, you’re here
now, let’s see what we can
do.”
“Wonk oo.”
“You’re welcome. Open
wide. Little more. Cast open
the gates, Leander! Let us
gaze upon the source of
woe!”
Perry worked his way
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through dental school as a
Shakespearean actor, and
didn’t make it out of there
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“Aha, brothers of mine on
this field of battle today, I
glimpse with fearful eye the
seat of our alarm. It’s a
tooth, by Cuspid!”
Perry dove into the fray
with drill and pick. Snickersnick! GRRRR and fill. Rinse
and spit.
“And so, Leander, take
these, the pills that weave
up the raveled sleeve of
pain. Do so in remembrance
of this day, this meeting, this
sceptered isle of dental
chair. Those who weren’t
here with us this day will
forever cast envious eyes
upon us, for they will say
this was our finest hour, the
culmination of drill and
yawn … the grinding and filling of fang for fun and profit.
Arise, sweet prince, and fulfill your destiny!”
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BY DAVE RAMSEY
Dear Dave,
I recently got a
new job that will
increase my income
by $20,000 a year. I’ve
got $65,000 in debt,
and I’m trying to pay
it off, so I know I need
to adjust my budget.
Do you have any suggestions for a situaDave
tion like this?
— Mitchell
Dear Mitchell,
Congratulations
on your increased
income! The first thing I’d
tell you is not to get used to
any permanent luxuries
while you’re paying off debt.
Go out and celebrate with a
really nice dinner or something like that after you get
your first paycheck. But
don’t go nuts or pick up any
big, new stuff. The more you
put toward debt, the faster it
goes away.
I’ve been doing this financial thing for a lot of years,
and the one thing I’ve found
that gets people out of debt
is passion. I want you to be
so passionate about getting
out of debt that you don’t
even consider doing anything else until it’s all gone.
Your thought process needs
to be, “Wow, I got a new job
making more money. I can
get out of debt even quicker!”
Again, I’m okay with you
adjusting a bit that first
month and having a little fun
to celebrate your good fortune. But after that, I want
you to turn around and
attack the
debt with even
more intensity
than before.
Way to go,
Mitchell!
— Dave
GIVING A TENANT MERCY
Dear Dave,
I own a
one-bedroom
condo that I’m
using as a
rental property. The current tenant’s old
agreement is up soon, but
she signed a new lease less
than a month ago and gave
me a deposit, plus the first
month’s rent. Just the other
day, she called and wants to
back out of the agreement.
She said she discovered
after she signed that her ex
is having serious health
problems, and she needs to
move to help take care of
their kids. What do you
think I should do?
— Flavia
Dear Flavia,
I own a bunch of rental
properties, so I know for a
fact that as a landlord you
run into all kinds of situations. Some are more genuine than others. I would
want some proof as to
what’s going on, but on the
surface it sounds like she’s
got a valid reason for wanting to cancel the agreement.
Basically, she’s asking for
your understanding and
mercy. If it were me, and
what she’s said turned out
RAMSEY
to be true, I’d try to lease
the place to someone else as
quickly as possible, and I’d
refund her the deposit plus
any money it doesn’t cost
you in the process. In other
words, if it took two weeks
to find another tenant, then
I’d give back the deposit and
two week’s rent. Of course, if
she’s in really bad shape-and
you’re on solid enough financial ground to withstand the
blow-you could let her out of
the agreement completely
and move on to finding
another tenant.
You don’t want to profit
from someone who’s genuinely struggling. But you
have to look out for yourself
and, if possible, try to break
even. Regardless, I wouldn’t
take advantage of anyone
who’s truly going through
hard times. That’s just not
right.
— Dave
* Dave Ramsey is
America’s trusted voice on
money and business. He has
authored four New York
Times best-selling books:
Financial Peace, More Than
Enough, The Total Money
Makeover and
EntreLeadership. His newest
book, written with his
daughter Rachel Cruze, is
titled Smart Money Smart
Kids. It will be released April
22nd. The Dave Ramsey
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