November 15, 2011 • Page 8 shop online at www.missourivalleyshopper.com LAURA ON LIFE 1200 Dating For Nine-Year Olds MISC AUTOS: CASH FOR CARS: Any Make, Model or Year. We Pay MORE! Running or Not Sell your Car or Truck TODAY Free Towing! Instant Offer: 1-888-420-3805 (MCN) As a mouse in our car, you would have heard the following conversation: Thirteen-year old girl: I’m never getting married. Dad: That will de?nitely save me a lot of money. Nine-year old boy: Yeah, you just want to have a boyfriend, right? Girl: No! Boyfriends are too much work. Dad: Hallelujah! Boy: Well, I’m gonna get a girlfriend. Dad: Really? Boy: Yep. And she’s gonna be pretty. Dad: Wouldn’t you rather have one that is nice? Boy: Well, she can be both, I guess. Girl: Why do you want a girlfriend? Boy: So I can go on a date with her. Dad: What will you do on a date with her? Boy: Well, you know… date stuff. Dad: Date stuff? Boy: Yeah, like kissing and stuff. Dad: You know, dating is for getting to know someone to see if you like each other. Boy: Well, I’ll do that ?rst and then, in about an hour, we can kiss. Dad: Good plan. Girl: Good plan? That’s a terrible plan! Girls don’t want to go on a date just to kiss. You have to buy her a milkshake and take her to movies and stuff. Boy: I don’t have enough money for that. Kissing is free. Girl: If you don’t have enough money, you shouldn’t be going out on a date. You should be trying to ?nd a job. Dad: Can I get an “AMEN” to that! 240 ACRES OF IRRIGATED BRYAN TOWNSHIP, CHARLES MIX COUNTY LAND AT AUCTION The following real estate will be offered at public auction located from Wagner, SD 2-miles east on Hwy. 46, turn north 1/2 mile on 397th Ave west side of the road on: TUESDAY, NOV. 22ND 10:30 A.M. SALE TIME AUCTION TO BE HELD ON SITE It is our privilege to offer this outstanding 240-acre tract of land with the most powerful soils found in SE South Dakota plus an updated irrigation system to ensure steady plant growth and predictable yields. This will be the premier land auction of Charles Mix County. If you are looking for land to add to your operation or for investment do not miss this opportunity. • 234.57 acres tillable balance in road right of ways. 204-acres under pivot irrigation. • New buyer can farm or lease out for the 2012 crop season. • Annual Taxes are $2,206.66 • Irrigation well is 192’ deep, 8” casing with PVC liner. Pump updated in 2009 spent $16,000 in updates. Irrigation pivots are supplied by a 100hsp. Electric pump and the towers were converted to low pressure. • Powerful Soil production rating of 84.9. Predominant soils are Highmore silt loams (90-rating), Onita-Tetonka loams (85-rating), and Highmore-Eakin loams (83-rating). • In 2011 80-acres planted to corn balance in alfalfa. Alfalfa was burned down in the fall. • Base & Yields info., soils maps, copies of repair bills are available in auction packet • Great eye appeal, clean and well farmed tract of land. TO VIEW THE PROPERTY: We invite you to inspect this property at your convenience or visit www.wiemanauction.com for a buyers packet or call 800-251-3111 and a packet can be mailed out. LEGAL: The NE 1?4 and the East 1?2 of the NW 1?4 of Section 35, 96-63 Charles Mix County, South Dakota. TERMS: Cash sale with 15% down payment (non-refundable) auction day with the balance due on January 11, 2012. Warranty deed to be granted with the cost of title insurance split 50-50 between buyer and seller. Seller to pay the 2011 taxes in full. Sold subject to owner approval, and all easements, restrictions, and reservations of record. Property will be offered $____/acre X 240-acres. Come prepared to buy some of the best ground Charles Mix County has to offer. Laura Snyder Boy: I have $10.22 saved up. That’s enough for a milkshake. Girl: That’s for only one date. Boy: So? We don’t have to go for more dates. How much kissing do you think we can do? Dad: Okay, where are you going to ?nd a girlfriend who only wants to go on one date? Boy: I’ll go on the internet… to a dating site. Dad: You have to be 18 to use those. Boy: Nope. Only 16. Dad: Who told you that? Boy: The guys at Cub Scouts. Girl: I wondered what those boys did there. Dad: So you learned about internet dating from a bunch of 9-year olds? Boy: There was one boy that was 10. Dad: I see. At least he had some credentials. Did this paragon of wisdom mention how to go about ?nding a girlfriend on the dating sites? Boy: Yep. He said you have to look at all the girls and see which ones you like best. Then you ask them for a date. Girl: What if they say no? Boy: Anyway, I’m not gonna to do it that way. Dad: Good. I think that is a wise decision. Boy: Yeah. I’m just gonna put my face on there and wait till they come to me. Laura Snyder is a nationally syndicated columnist, author & speaker. You can reach Laura at lsnyder@lauraonlife.com Or visit her website www.lauraonlife.com for more info. Women’s Boots To Fit Any Winter Day Waterproof, fringe, sheepskin, insulated...WE HAVE IT! Boston Shoes665-9092 to Boots 312 W. 3rd, Yankton • www.bigiron.com UNRESERVED AUCTION - ONLINE ONLY Wednesday, November 23, 2011 First Lots Scheduled to Close at 10:00 AM Central Time NO BUYERS PREMIUM FEE and NO RESERVES!! The following equipment is owned by various owners, visit www.bigiron.com for owner names, items locations and phone numbers. FOR INFORMATION CONTACT: KEVIN WIEMAN - 605-660-1587 Wieman Land & Auction Co., Inc. Kenneth Cotton Closing Attorney 605-384-5471 219 Items selling on this auction. The next BIGIRON.com auction is December 14! BigIron.com is a division of Stock Auction Company, 1-800-937-3558 Four Wheel Drive 1984 Ford 4WD Pickup F150 good condition. Good hunting Pickup. $1,500. (402)388-4426 or (605)-660-8558. 2002 Ford Ranger XLT, stepside, 2-door Super Cab 4x4 off road. 6-cylinder, 4 liter, power doors, power windows. Cruise, CD player, bedliner, 66K miles, $9,500. (605)660-4517. 1250 Motorcycles Buying ATVs, and Side by Sides 1995/newer. Prefer projects. Will pick up. Call 402-371-7002. 1270 Utility Trailers TRAILER SALE: 14' 14,000lb Dump Trailers $6099, 18' MX Speedloader 7,000lb ICC/DOT Pack, LED's $2499, Steel & Aluminum Utilities All Sizes. 10' , 12' , 14' , 16' , 20' , 22' and 24' Aluminum Snowmobile Trailers! www.fortdodgetrailerworld.com 515-972-4554 (MCN). 1410 Agriculture 4WD QUALITY OFF-ROAD MINI TRUCKS FOR SALE 40MPG automotive engine, HEATER, full FUNCTION Cabs & more, several models to choose from. www.ulmerf a r m s e r v i c e . c o m (605)387-5660 or (605)661-5050, Menno, SD. Sucker Rod & Pipe. All sizes for fencing and manufacturing. Menno, SD. (605)387-5660 (605)661-5050. 1435 Carpentry A Full-time Carpenter Available. No job too small! Free estimates. Lots of experience. Call Bob Edwards at (605)665-8651. For All of Your Carpentry Needs: Custom Built Windows, Siding, Garages, Additions, Patios and More. Call Andersh Carpentry at (605)661-1190. 1455 TRACTORS: 02 JD 8320 MFWD Tractor, 9425 Hrs; 01 JD 6605 MFWD Tractor, 6243 Hrs; 84 IH 6788 2+2 Tractor, 6742 Hrs; JD 4755 Tractor, 7390 Hrs; 77 JD 4630 2WD Tractor, 4,400 Hrs. COMBINE: 88 Case IH 1660 Combine, 3004 Eng Hrs. TRUCKS & VEHICLES: 93 Freightliner Truck; Supreme TM600 Cutter/Mixer/Feeder Truck; 94 Freightliner FLD 120 Dump Truck; 06 Ford Super Duty F250 4X4 Pickup; 04 Ford F250 Super Duty 4X4 Pickup; 09 Chevy Impala. TRAILERS: 04 Vintage Trailers Gooseneck Cargo w/Living Quarters. TILLAGE EQUIPMENT: DMI Ecolo-Tiger 730 B Disc Ripper; 00 JD 726 Mulch Finisher, 24’ 9”; 08 Case DMI 5310 Strip Till Bar. PLANTING EQUIPMENT: 01 Sunflower 9433 Drill. HAYING EQUIPMENT: 09 NH H7450/550 SWT Disc Mower/Conditioner; 06 JD 946 13’ Mower/Conditioner; 01 JD 567 Round Baler; 97 JD 566 Round Baler; 03 NH BB940S Large Square Baler; 98 Hesston 4900 Big Square Baler; 07 Vermeer R2800 Rake; 03 Buhler/Inland Hayliner 4000 Large Bale Carrier/Picker/ Stacker; Haybuster 2800 Bale Processor. CRANE: 76 Lima 50-SC Crawler Crane. EXCAVATOR: JD 690B Excavator. TRACK DOZERS/LOADERS: AC HD 21 Track Dozer; Cat D6C Dozer, 1457 Hrs; AC 6G Crawler Loader. LIVESTOCK EQUIPMENT: 08 Jamesway Ultra-Trac 051000005 Slurry Manure Wagon. SKIDSTEERS & ATTACHMENTS: 05 JD 317 Skid Steer, 483 Hrs; 04 JD 317 Skid Steer, 198 Hrs; 00 NH LS170 Skid Steer, 55 Hrs. Marion SD 800-251-3111 Auctioneers & Clerks Website: www.wiemanauction.com 1215 Cars 1460 Computer Internet Baylor Computer Services. 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Especially interested in Deer-hides. www.petskafur.com (308)750-0700. 1490 Lawn Landscaping WILL REMOVE TREE Stumps. Schumacher Tree Stump Removal, Insured. Dennis Schumacher, Call (402)388-4487. 1500 Moving - Storage STORAGE GARAGES: 10x20 w/electricty. $70 per month. Austree Storage, 605-624-8048. 1530 Roofing - Siding Corby Johnson Roofing & Construction. Free Estimates, work guaranteed, insured. (605)260-0694. JW Roofing: Shingling complete tear-off, redecking if necessary and insured. Free estimates. References. Work guaranteed. Call (605)665-1167, or (605)760-1782. Rye Home Improvement Dakota Gutter Gutters, soffit, siding and roofing. Call John (605)661-0068, (605)668-9312. Locally Owned. Please Recycle When Done Reading! Ron’s Auto Glass 1915 Broadway • Yankton, SD (Next to Dairy Queen) 605-665-9841 Free Estimates • Topper Glass Plexi Glass • Mirrors • Rock Chip Repair Windshield Replacement • Free Mobile Glass Service