October 11, 2011 • Page 17 shop online at www.missourivalleyshopper.com nani 1705 Items $100 or Less 32" RCA TV $25. 27" RCA TV $15. Small Black TV Stand $25. Queen Post Headboard and frame $25. Text (605)661-8216 AB Lounger, $50 or best offer (402)388-2458 after 4pm. Approximately 20 plastic tubs and containers with lids. Excellent condition. Assorted sizes. $1-$3 each. (605)665-0480 or (605)660-0253 Cat Lovers 2-Cat tapestries. One small $15 and one big $25. Cash only. (605)661-1543. Counter top 4-place setting dishwasher for sale. Had 1 year, works great. $100/OBO. Call (605)760-2023 leave message. Double roll away bed, $35. Call (605)665-0084. Four 6” to 8” cactus $5/each. Four crown of thorn plants $7/each. (605)665-7868. Large dog house with internal divider wall $75. Call (605)665-6525. Home Country Be Careful Of Knowledge If they ever give a Nobel Prize for reading about science, our guy Bert Underwood would be a shoo-in. His own career had been strictly non-scienti?c, but his retirement absolutely reeked of cutting-edge discoveries, which he read about and tried to pronounce. It was like that the other night when the Mule Barn closed. We had taken our wives down to split either a chicken-fried steak the size of a saddle blanket, or a ?sh and chips large enough to feed a cavalry regiment. We stepped out into the chill of the night and looked up at the many stars. “Nice night for neutrinos,” Bert said. His wife, Maizie, groaned quietly and looked for Hartington Tree Service • Tree Trimming• Removals/Transplanting •Evergreen Shade & Ornamental Trees For Sale Serving SE South Dakota & NE Nebraska for 17 years www.hartingtontree.com Kyle & Kent Hochstein (402) 254-6710 Real Estate and exercise auction (formerly Heart and Soul) AUCTION Saturday, Oct. 15, 2011 Real Estate 10 AM with Personal Property to follow Site: 15 Court St., Vermillion, SD (across from Post Office) Description: Large 2 story with basement brick commercial building on large lot corner lot. Built in 1920 with over 18,000 sq. ft. on 7,500 sq. ft. lot. Historic Designation: The building is listed on the state and federal listing of historical buildings. All repairs were done along their guidelines. Presently the building has a freeze on its property tax- this ends in 2012. Terms: 10% nonrefundable down payment due the day of Auction with balance due at closing. Title insurance and closing cost are split 50/50 between the buyer and seller. Seller will pay 2010 taxes and prorate 2011. Closing agent will be Clay county Abstract. Auctioneers are working for the seller. Taxes: $3,539 Legal: S. 6’ of 6th and all of lot 7 Blk. 28 Clay Co. Vermillion, SD Owner: Heart and Soul Personal Property Exercise/ office equipment: 10 piece PACE- exercising equipment set with rest stations, step aerobics stepper, 5 treadmills (2 PRECOR treadmills, 1 MATRIX treadmill, 2 LANDICE treadmills) Paramount Weighted Equipment, (Bicep/tricep, shoulder press, peck fly, rear delt, inner/outer thigh, butterfly/chest, back/ab) PRO ELITE dip station, Quantum Power Crunch, Decline Bench, bench, ab/back-horse, ladders (9’ & 6’) Stairmaster 4000 PT, 2 NAULILUS upright bike, RECUMBANT bike, 2 VISION fitness ellipticals, Plated weight trees (6-2 1?2 lbs., 6- 5 lbs., 4- 10lbs., 6- 25lbs., 2- 35lbs, 1045lbs.) preach or bar, 5 “CURVES” equipment pieces, 2 “horses” for gymnastics, 3 fold up lunch room tables, 4 DELL computers, office set furniture (HON 3 parts), 2 printers, 3 file cabinets, 3 dry erase boards and pens, magazine rack, 3 TV’s (2 racks), 2 Phones, wave master training bag, 2 PRO-ELITE incline/decline benches, 4 plated weight trees with weights, bars (bench press), 5 racks of HEX dumbbells, 10+ rubber mats, TV with stand, several stereos, Sony audio visual control center (CD/DVD w/speakers), Ice machine, Vending machine, stove, refrigerator, 90 glass blocks/bricks, 16 lockers, mops & bucket w/ squeegee, shovels & miscellaneous cleaning supplies John Banasiak and Carol Strandell are offering personal items from their household including: Fine China and collectibles; various furniture including sofas, beds, chairs, dressers, tables, lamps and desks; luggage; bedding and linens; handiwork; kitchen utensils; barstools, old Edison records; toys; board and electronic games; display case; artwork and frames; appliances – small and large; Christmas and other seasonal decorations; vintage Schwinn bike; cross country skis; Coleman stove; televisions and stand; rackets; roller blades; sleds; rugs; crutches; and many items and antiques too numerous to list. Go to Dakotarealty.com for Terms, full listing and pictures To View or Questions call Dakota Realty and Property Management Hazen Bye, Auctioneer #11665 Cell: 605-670-0422 Guest Auctioneers: Gary Madsen 605-638-0643 & Jim Brady 605-670-9638 something in her purse. “Neutrinos, Bert?” Doc said. “You know what neutrinos are, of course, Doc,” Bert said. “I think that’s the chess team in Fairweather, Doc,” Steve threw in. “You’re wrong, Steve,” said Mrs. Doc. “Those are the Machismos.” “So the neutrinos … aren’t they dogs that have been ?xed?” Bert was ready to Slim Randles bust a gut. “Are you kidding? You don’t know what neutrinos are? You don’t study astronomy?” “Well, no, actually…” Bert smiled in the darkness. “A neutrino,” he pronounced, “is a sub-atomic particle. It doesn’t have an electrical charge, and it ?ies around at the speed of light going through things. The word neutrino means ‘small, neutral one’.” “Just like Gilbert’s Chihuahua. 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