March 15, 2011 • Page 5 shop online at www.missourivalleyshopper.com LAURA ON LIFE Mucus Mayhem – Only in America Only in America would advertisers be able to get away with animated mucus. And not just one mucus, but a whole family of them that moved into a pair of lungs. The daddy mucus is even wearing suspenders, a fishing vest and a hat in the house-lung and had a spare tire that would fit a tractor trailer. The mama mucus wears curlers and makeup at the same time. Even in Mucus-World, these are signs of the uncultured. As crude as these commercials are, there is no denying their impact on the commercial-watching public. When I woke up this morning, my Laura Snyder chest was tight and my throat was sore. I just knew that a family of mucus had moved in… There goes the neighborhood. As the day progressed, my little mucus family started to build multi-family dwellings. They were building the Mucus Projects right there in my lungs. Soon every Tom, Dick and Harry Mucus would bring their cargo van full of flea market furniture, set up a mucus household and make my lungs a living hell. Was I just going to let that happen? No! One mucus family was bad enough, but it was all I could handle. I didn’t have anything against mucus in general, I simply was aware of the trouble it could cause and I didn’t want it living in my lungs. So I went to the lung council (which would be my doctor; try to keep up with me) and discussed what could be done. I was told that I couldn’t cure the problem, but I could ease the symp- toms. In animated mucus-talk, that meant, I couldn’t get them evicted, but I could keep them from producing graffiti and peeing in the alleys. Perhaps, if I addressed the symptoms consistently and persistently, my new neighbors would decide that this pair of lungs was too rigid to support their standard of living and they would vacate the premises without anybody having to take a trip to the hospital. My doctor said that if I coughed up any of the little rascals, I should spit them out and get them off the streets…um, I mean, out of my lungs. I thought it was a N COMMERCIAL & RESIDENTIAL ow Av ailabl GLASS REPLACEMENT e Owned & Operated By: Jay Nielsen & Shawn Nielsen • 605-624-8170 NOTICE OF MEETING OF LOCAL REVIEW BOARD SDCL-10-11-13 Notice is hereby given that the governing body, sitting as the Review Board of Mission Hill Township (N)/Municipality, Yankton County, South Dakota, will meet at the Vangen Lutheran Church in Mission Hill, South Dakota on MONDAY, March 21, 2011 (being the 3rd Monday in March) at 7:00 pm for the purpose of reviewing and correcting the assessment of said taxing district for the year 2011, and to conduct other Township business as needed. All persons considering themselves aggrieved by said assessments are required to notify the clerk no later than Friday, March 18, 2011. 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